But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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