He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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