you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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