So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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