My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
is that a dick in a sweater?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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