Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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