that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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