So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
not ubering you a puppy
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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