How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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