my being single is dangerous.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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