Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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