is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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