yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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