I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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