we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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