what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
There r osticjed everywhere
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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