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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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