You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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