It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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