im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Found your dick twin last night
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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