Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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