I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
