Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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