...so i touched it.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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