I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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