i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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