I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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