i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You've changed since you got that strap on
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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