His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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