Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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