Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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