Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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