It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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