the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Everything about him screamed your future.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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