my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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