My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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