you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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