I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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