I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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