Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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