So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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