lets start a swedish sibling band together
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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