I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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