I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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