i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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