Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
