Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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