whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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