Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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