I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
