i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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