People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
The power of my boobs compel you
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize