weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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