So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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